i dont know dude i think everyones all jealous and shit cuz im like the lead singer of a band dude and i think everyones got a fucking problem with me dude and they need to take it up with me after the showbecause these chicks dont even know the name of my band but theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands cuz once i blow they know that ill be the man all because im the lead singer of my bandso i get off stage right and drop the mic walk up to the hot chicks and im all like sup ladies my names slim shady im the lead singer in d12 baby theyre all like oh my god its him becky oh my fuckin god its eminem i swear to fucking god dude you fuckin rock please marshall please let me suck your cock and by now the rest of the fellas get jealous especially when i drop the beat and do my acapellas all the chicks start yellin all the hot babes throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage so like every single night they pick a fight with me but when we fight its kinda like sibling rivalry cuz theyre back on stage the next night with me dude i just think youre tryna steal the light from me yesterday kuniva tried to pull a knife on me cause i told him jessica albas my wife to be this rock star shit its the life for me and all the other guys just despise mebecause these chicks dont even know the name of my band but theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands cuz once i blow they know that ill be the man all because im the lead singer of my bandyou just wanna see a nigga backwards dont you hey dad how come we dont rap on protools smash these vocals and do a performance but we in the van and he in a tour bus you dont want my autograph yous a liar and no im swift oh i thought you was kuniva what the hell is wrong with that dressing room cuz my shit is looking smaller than a decimal see i know how to rap see its simple but all i did was read a russell simmons book so im more intact tryna get on the map doin jumping jacks whilin get whipped on my backkuniva and kon artist look at em little punk ass thinkin he the shit yeah i know man find himself taking on a flick hey i thought we had an interview with dj clue em no i had an interview not you two you gonna be late for soundcheck man i aint goin to soundcheck but our mics are screwed up and his always sound best you know what man ima say something hey yo em you got something to say man no i thought you bout to tell him off whats up man ima tell him when i feel like it man shut up and you aint even back me up when we sposed to be crew when i was bout to talk right after you i swear i swear manthese chicks dont even know the name of my band but theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands cuz once i blow they know that ill be the man all because im the lead singer of my bandthey say the lead singers rock but the group does not once we sold out arenas to the amusement park im gonna let the world know that proof is hot i should cut his mic off when the musics starts ready to snap on a dumb ass fan every time i hear hey dude i love your band we aint a band bitch we dont play instruments so why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent and these guys they can find every area code em proof carry my bag bitch carry your own cant make it to the stage security in my way who the fuck are you wheres obie and dregoddammit im sick of this group time for me to go solo and make some loot i told you i made the beats and wrote all the raps till kon artist slipped me some crack lose yourself video i was in the back superman video i was in the back fuck the media i got some suggestions fuck marshall ask us the questions like whos d12 how we get started but what about eminem bitch are you retarded anyway im the popularest guy in the group big ass stomach bitches think im cute hey sexy 50 told me to do situps to get buff i did two and a half and then i couldnt get up fuck d12 im outta this band im gonna start a group with the real roxannegirl why cant you see youre the only one for me and it just tears my ass apart to know that you dont know my namechorus  bizarre these chicks dont even know the name of my band ha ha but theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands fuck marshall cuz once i blow i know that ill be the man all because im the lead singer of my band my band roxanne shatan loves methe hottest boy band in the world d12 eminem as a salsa singer im the lead singer of my band i get all the girls to take off their underpants and the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance my salsa look out for my next single its called my salsa my salsa salsa salsa salsa my salsa my salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance and take off their underpants my salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance and take off their underpants my salsa whered everybody go