why dont you sit right back and i i may tell you a tale a tale of three little pigs and a big bad wolfwell the first little piggy well he was kinda hip he spent most of his days just a dreaming of the city and then one day he bought a guitar he moved to hollywood to become a star but living on the farm he knew nothing of the city built his house out of straw what a pity and then one day jamming on some chords along came the wolf knocking on his doorlittle pig little pig let me in not by the hair of my chinny chin chin little pig little pig let me in not by the hair of my chinny chin chin well im huffing im puffing ill blow your house in huffing puffin blow your house in huffing puffin blow your house in huffing and a puffin and ill blow your house inwell the second little piggy well he was kinda stoked he spent most of his time just a ganga smoking huffing and a puffin down on venice beach getting paid money for religious speech he built his shelter from what he garbage picked mostly made up of old cans and sticks then one day he was cranking out bob marley and along came the wolf on his big bad harleylittle pig little pig let me in not by the hair of my chinny chin chin little pig little pig let me in not by the hair of my chinny chin chin well im huffing im puffing ill blow your house in huffing puffin blow your house in huffing puffin blow your house in huffing and a puffin and ill blow your house inwell the third little piggy the grade a student his daddy was a rock star named pig nugent earned his masters degree from harvard college built his house from his architect knowledge a trilevel mansion hollywood hills daddys rock stardom paid for the bills and then one day came the old house smasher the big bad wolf the little piggy slasherlittle pig little pig let me in not by the hair of my chinny chin chin little pig little pig let me in not by the hair of my chinny chin chin well im huffing im puffing ill blow your house in huffing puffin blow your house in huffing puffin blow your house in huffing and a puffin and ill blow your house inwell the big bad wolf well he huffed and he puffed all that he could and low and behold the little piggys house stood its made out of concrete the little piggy shouted the wolf just frowned as he pouted so they called nineeleven like any piggy would the sent out rambo just as fast as they couldyo wolfface im your worst nightmare your ass is minewell the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see thats to end the story for you and me if you still give a listen you just may here the big wolf or little piggy saylittle pig little pig let me in not by the hair of my chinny chin chin little pig little pig let me in not by the hair of my chinny chin chin well im huffing im puffing ill blow your house in huffing puffin blow your house in huffing puffin blow your house in huffing puffin blow your house in huffing and a puffin and ill blow your house in huffing and a puffin and ill blow your house in huffing and a puffin and ill blow your house in huffing and a puffin and ill blow your house inand the moral of the story is a band with no talent can easily amuse idiots with a stupid puppet show