im through with standin in lines to clubs ill never get in its like the bottom of the ninth and im never gonna win this life hasnt turned out quite the way i want it to be tell me what you wanti want a brand new house on an episode of cribs and a bathroom i can play baseball in and a king size tub big enough for ten plus me yeah so what you needi need a a credit card thats got no limit and a big black jet with a bedroom in it gonna join the mile high club at thirtyseven thousand feet been there done thati want a new tour bus full of old guitars my own star on hollywood boulevard somewhere between cher and james dean is fine for me so how you gonna do itim gonna trade this life for fortune and fame id even cut my hair and change my namecause we all just wanna be big rockstars and live in hilltop houses drivin fifteen cars the girls come easy and the drugs come cheap well all stay skinny cause we just wont eatand well hang out in the coolest bars in the vip with the movie stars every good gold diggers gonna wind up there every playboy bunny with her bleach blond hairand well hey hey i wanna be a rockstar hey hey i wanna be a rockstari wanna be great like elvis without the tassels hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes sign a couple autographs so i can eat my meals for free ill have the quesadilla ha haim gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion get a front door key to the playboy mansion gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me so how you gonna do itim gonna trade this life for fortune and fame id even cut my hair and change my namecause we all just wanna be big rockstars and live in hilltop houses drivin fifteen cars the girls come easy and the drugs come cheap well all stay skinny cause we just wont eatand well hang out in the coolest bars in the vip with the movie stars every good gold diggers gonna wind up there every playboy bunny with her bleach blond hairand well hide out in the private rooms with the latest dictionary of todays whos who theyll get you anything with that evil smile everybodys got a drug dealer on speed dialwell hey hey i wanna be a rockstarim gonna sing those songs that offend the censors gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser get washedup singers writin all my songs lipsync em every night so i dont get em wrongwell we all just wanna be big rockstars and live in hilltop houses drivin fifteen cars the girls come easy and the drugs come cheap well all stay skinny cause we just wont eatand well hang out in the coolest bars in the vip with the movie stars every good gold diggers gonna wind up there every playboy bunny with her bleach blond hairand well hide out in the private rooms with the latest dictionary of todays whos who theyll get you anything with that evil smile everybodys got a drug dealer on speed dialwell hey hey i wanna be a rockstar hey hey i wanna be a rockstar