okay guess whos back back again shadys back tell a friend now everyone report to the dance floor to the dance floor to the dance floor now everyone report to the dance floor alright stop pajama timecome here little kiddies on my lap guess whos back with a brand new rap and i dont mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusates ah ah ah ah ah no worries papas got a new bag of toys what else could i possibly do to make noise ive done touched on everything but little boysnow thats not a stab at michael thats just a metaphor im just psycho i go a little bit crazy sometimes i get a little bit out of control with my rhymes good god dip do a little slide bend down touch your toes and just glide to the center of the dance floor like tp for my bung hole and its cool if you let one gonobodys gonna know whod hear it give a little poot poot its okay oops my cd just skipped and everyone just heard you let one ripnow im gonna make you dance its your chance yeah boy shake that thang whoops i mean girl girl girl girl girl you know youre my world alright now lose it ah ah ah ah ah just lose it ah ah ah ah ah go crazy ah ah ah ah ah oh baby ah ah oh baby ah ahits friday and its my day used to party all the way to sunday maybe til monday i dont know what day everydays just a holiday cruisin on the freeway feelin kind of breezy let the top down and my hair blow i dont know where im goin all i know is when i get there someones gonna touch my bodyexcuse me miss i dont mean to sound like a jerk but im feelin just a little stressed out from work would you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair spit on me maybe gouge my eyes out yeah now whats ya name girl whats ya sign man you must be up out yo mind dre ah ah beer goggles blind im just tryin to unwind now imnow im gonna make you dance its your chance yeah boy shake that ass whoops i mean girl girl girl girl girl you know youre my world alright now lose it ah ah ah ah ah just lose it ah ah ah ah ah go crazy ah ah ah ah ah oh baby ah ah oh baby ah ahits tuesday and im locked up im in jail and i dont know what happened they say i was runnin butt naked down the street screamin ah ah ah ah well im sorry i dont remember all i know is this much im not guilty they said save it boy we got you on tape yellin at an old lady touch my bodynow this is the part where the rap breaks down its real intense no one makes a sound everything looks like its 8 mile now the beat comes back and everybody lose themselves now snap back to reality look its b rabbit oh you signed me up to battle im a grown man tubba tubba tubba tubba tubba tubba tubba i dont have any lines to go right here so tubbatellytubby fellas what fellas what grab your left nut make your right one jealous what black girls white girls skinny girls fat girls tall girls small girls im callin all girls everyone report to the dance floor its your chance for a little romance or butt squeezin its the season just go ah ah ah ah its so appeasinnow im gonna make you dance its your chance yeah boy shake that ass whoops i mean girl girl girl girl girl you know youre my world alright now lose it ah ah ah ah ah just lose it ah ah ah ah ah go crazy ah ah ah ah ah oh baby ah ah oh baby baby ah ahtouch my body touch my body oh boy just touch my body i mean girl just touch my body