alright dig itcold coolin at a bar and im lookin for some action but like mike jagger said i cant get no satisfaction the girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me my threads are fresh and im lookin def yo whats up with l o cthe girls all jockin at the other end of the bar havin drinks with some noname chump when they know that im the star so i got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina i asked the guy why you so fly he said funky cold medinafunky cold medinathis brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks put a little medina in your glass and the girlsll come real quick its better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac a couple of sips of this love potion and shell be on your lapso i gave some to my dog when he began to beg then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg he used to scratch and bite me before he was much much meaner but now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medinayou know what im sayin i got every dog in my neighborhood breakin down my door i got spuds mckenzie alex from strohs they wont leave my dog alone with that medina pali went up to this girl she said hi my name is sheena i thought shed be good to go with a little funky cold medina she said id like a drink i said ehm ok ill go get it then a couple sips she cold licked her lips and i knew that she was with itso i took her to my crib and everything went well as planned but when she got undressed it was a big old mess sheena was a man so i threw him out i dont fool around with no oscar meyer wiener you must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medinayou know aint no plans with a man this is the 80s and im down with the ladies break it downback in the saddle lookin for a little affection i took a shot as a contestant on the love connection the audience voted and you know they picked a winner i took my date to the hilton for medina and some dinnershe had a few drinks im thinkin soon what ill be gettin instead she started talkin bout plans for our weddin i said wait slow down love not so fast says ill be seein ya thats why i found you dont play around with the funky cold medinaya know what im sayin that medinas a monster yallfunky cold medina