have you ever met a girl that you tried to date but a year to make love she wanted you to wait let me tell ya a story of my situation i was talkin to this girl from the us nationthe way that i met her was on tour at a concert she had long hair and a short miniskirt i just got on stage drippin pourin with sweat i was walkin through the crowd and guess who i meti whispered in her ear come to the picture booth so i can ask you some questions to see if youre hundred proof i asked her her name she said blahblahblah she had 910 pants and a very big brai took a couple of flicks and she was enthused i said how do you like the show she said i was very amused i started throwin bass she started throwin back midrange but when i sprung the question she acted kind of strangethen when i asked do ya have a man she tried to pretend she said no i dont i only have a friend come on im not even goin for it this is what im goin singyou you got what i need but you say hes just a friend and you say hes just a friend oh baby you you got what i need but you say hes just a friend but you say hes just a friend oh baby you you got what i need but you say hes just a friend but you say hes just a friendso i took blahblahs word for it at this time i thought just havin a friend couldnt be no crime cause i have friends and thats a fact like agnes agatha germaine and jagforget about that lets go into the story about a girl named blahblahblah that adored me so we started talkin gettin familiar spendin a lot of time so we can build arelationship or some understanding how its gonna be in the future we was plannin everything sounded so dandy and sweet i had no idea i was in for a treatafter this was established everything was cool the tour was over and she went back to school i called every day to see how she was doin every time that i called her it seemed somethin was brewini called her room a guy picked up and then i called again i said yo who was that oh hes just a friend dont gimme that dont even gimme that just bust thisyou you got what i need but you say hes just a friend and you say hes just a friend oh baby you got what i need but you say hes just a friend but you say hes just a friend oh baby you got what i need but you say hes just a friend but you say hes just a friendso i came to her college on a surprise visit to see my girl that was so exquisite it was a school day i knew she was there the first semester of the school yeari went to a gate to ask where was her dorm this guy made me fill out a visitors form he told me where it was and i was on my way to see my baby doll i was happy to sayi arrived in front of the dormitory yo could you tell me where is door three they showed me where it was for the moment i didnt know i was in for such an eventso i came to her room and opened the door oh snap guess what i saw a fella tonguekissin my girl in the mouth i was so in shock my heart went down southso please listen to the message that i send dont ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend